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Amazing how we can easily come to terms with not being able to read all the books in the world or not being able to listen to every album ever released, and yet we struggle to accept that not every person we meet will like us.
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I had both Sam Williams and Aidan Sezer in my emergencies and could only put one on my interchange. Of course I picked Williams. :(
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I’d forgotten about this Beatles banger until yesterday. So pleasant.
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Now listening to Madonna’s self-titled debut album from start to finish and I’m convinced it’s impossible to hear these songs and not want to burst out of your skin.
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Last night I had a dream that I went to a whiskey bar and ordered a coffee. I was refused service, not because they don’t serve coffee, but because my keep cup was made of cotton.
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Our broadband has gone down—a sure sign from the universe that I shouldn’t make this spreadsheet.
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Instead of watching a movie tonight, I’m going to create a Google Doc spreadsheet with all the movies I want to see, including year of production, country of production, Tomatometer, and probably other columns because I’m actually Rain Man.
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Using a MacBook at home, a Chromebook at work, and an iPhone all day has made me type so sloppily on whichever one I’m using. Craving that consistent tactile feel, y’know.
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PSA: the word you’re looking for is ‘converse’, not ‘conversate’.
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I always enjoy picking up parcels and letters from the post office, especially when it’s stuff as grouse as this. Hump day is off to a flying start. (cc
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I discovered BØRNS one day before my 25th birthday, while shopping for underwear at MYER. Shazam is a powerful tool. Two-and-a-half months later and I’m watching him tear it up on stage. More energy than Tuesday night can handle.pic.twitter.com/ve1pC4NZEO
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My pre-gig drink of choice tonight is a Starbucks hot chocolate. Gotta warm those vocal cords.pic.twitter.com/qjXkUARXsj
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Just had to pay a cash fare on a bus for the first time in maybe four years. I told the driver I’d top up my Opal on my phone and immediately show him the complete transaction. The dude wouldn’t have it. Tough crowd.
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Made the switch last week. I feel like I can never do packet gum again. Everything about the bottled variety is better, except you can't keep it in your pocket. :(
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I think I’m dressed appropriately to see
@bornsmusic tonight. Excited to be getting along to a Metro gig for the first time in six months, especially since my last visit was tarnished by events I’d rather forget. Tonight will be untrammelled phantasmagoria. I am here for it.pic.twitter.com/1Y09HGpYN0
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I’m relishing my new job as a copywriter for an appliance retailer. Just landed this gem: “This kettle boils quickly and quietly, sure to remove the “long” from ‘oolong’.”
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Remember when tablets and smartphones started getting really popular and everyone thought they were futurists by pointing out that they often send text messages to family members in the same room instead of speaking? Lol.
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*Will Smith’s try for the Eels inspired references.
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