'...on the NBC Nightly News. A reporter shouted to the prisoner, as he was being hustled into a police cruiser, “Who masterminded the escape?” “Ain’t nobody masterminded shit,” the prisoner shouted back. “The mufuh doors opened.”' 

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People ask me if I read Carl Hiaasen novels, being we're both Floridians. "He's so funny!" I say, "No." I then explain that (a) Hiaasen isn't kidding, and (b) his novels are very thinly disguised fictionalizations of Florida reality. To me, they're depressing.
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