Stalin, giving a speech, is interrupted by someone sneezing. He asks, "Who sneezed?" Nobody answers. Stalin commands the NKVD to execute the first row. "Who sneezed?" No reply. "Execute the second row." "Who sneezed?" "It was me," a man faintly says. "Bless you comrade!"
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In the Soviet Army, it took more courage to retreat than to advance--as was said by Joseph Stalin himself.
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Please clap. And don't stop until the buzzer sounds or it's off to Solovky with you.
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Still trying to convince the world she isn't bitter over 2008.
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I haven't seen it but the message sure sounds like "hate whitey." No ones going to ask her about it just like they never asked her or Bernie about males in the women's showers and sleeping qtrs in the US military.
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