If aliens invade and want to eat us all we need to remember that their culture is just as valid as ours and instead of demonizing them and resisting we need to check our Earthist privilege and be eaten.
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So humanity can make a good first impression, let's hope aliens' first contact is with Americans, because they're home to Earth's biggest, juiciest and most tender specimens.
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The Chinese would see if their gall bladders could be used as a treatment for impotence.
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That's more of a Guangzhou thing.
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You should give
@liu_cixin's Three Body Trilogy a read if you haven't already. It's up there with the best of sci-fi.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Not a chance. Aliens will never be able to decypher the Chinese language.
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China would measure these aliens' IQs beforehand and spare the smart ones, though.
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To Serve ET
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Wrong question. Those advanced enough to get here would make the choice. Who would they choose to contact first?
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i've heard venusian tentacles are a powerful aphrodisiac
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I wouldn’t worry about it. Read the book “Rare Earth.” Life and intelligence are very unlikely developments.
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No, they'd send an advance team onto the spacecraft, reverse engineer it, and sell the aliens a new one at a steep discount, making alien shipbuilders obsolete.
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Only the baby aliens. Chinese food adores baby anything.
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And I thought Art Bell retired.
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In August 1977, Playboy had a great article titled 'Kill Them and Eat Them'. The premise was that this was the correct approach regardless of whether the aliens were hostile or friendly, as forgiveness was likely if friendly and establishing our strength was necessary if hostile.
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Sopa de alienijanao Una delicacia
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