This reminds me of the episode from “The Simpsons” where Hank Scorpio directs Homer to Seattle’s Hammock District. Good times.https://youtu.be/H2faqjasFWw
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Selling mattresses could be more profitable than selling cocaine. Margins are extremely high, rent is generally cheap, and you need only two employees tops in each store.
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You've probably heard the theory that one particular mattress store company is nothing but a front for various money laundering activities, due to there being so many and so few customers ever seen.
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My town of 20k has 7 mattress stores and 9 sushi places.
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As America ages, some turn to drugs and others just suffer. But there are some that become convinced that their lack of satisfying sleep just means they need a series of increasingly better mattress. Wisdom is accepting that everything is worse when you're old.
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Columbia’s mattress girl missed a trick here by not running for mayor.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oE2FCCZ50VU … sometimes you gotta put your foot down with these mattress salesmen
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I went to one (of the several within 15 minutes) and the two Israeli guys tried to sell me a 2nd-hand pillow
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