Ever walk by those olive carts more like the gross-ery store
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Should change the name to Twatter now
Unbelievable : "... now watch me do to this pumpkin what I've done to Ontario's health and education systems."
#onpoli #HappyHalloween
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Scientists at Harvard University have reconstructed this 3D model of how "Pete", the next human being dated by Gisele, might look like.
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No wonder Mary banged God
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Scientists at Stanford University have reconstructed this 3D model of how Joseph, the husband of Mary the Mother of Jesus Christ might have looked.
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Toronto deserves a Council that looks like Toronto. Ford's 'strong mayor' plan will do the opposite. Reject this by helping progressive candidates in close races. , , , , , + deserve support! #ToPoli
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I worked very hard on this. Show your support for the arts by going to see at this November! #💨 #😷
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Winnipeg! Join me November 10-12 @RumorsComedy promotional video written by @Steve_Dylan #winnipeg #rumors #standup #comedy #jondore
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If not getting gouged on No Name crackers for 3 months isn't enough for you lib snowflakes to trust capitalism again then I'm sorry you can't be helped #loblaws #thankyougalen
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Using my carbon tax rebate to buy gasoline and burn it directly into the atmosphere, nice try commies #cdnpoli
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I've had tomatoes thrown at my art too shake it off VG
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Activists with @JustStop_Oil have thrown tomato soup on Van Gogh’s Sunflowers at the national Gallery and glued themselves to the wall.
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how come Amazon can't deliver good football games?
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Has anyone ever seen something gigantic like that blown so hard and sloppily in all their lives? I doubt it. #BlueJays #MoreLikeBlewWs
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Please share. Housing for Everyone. Parks for Everyone. Equity for Everyone. Sustainability for Everyone, Safe Streets for Everyone. Opportunity for Everyone. Healthier… Everyone. Happier… Everyone. A MAYOR for EVERYONE. #Gil4Mayor
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What's with the Nazi selfie contest? #TrudeauMustStay
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Please share. Housing for Everyone. Parks for Everyone. Equity for Everyone. Sustainability for Everyone, Safe Streets for Everyone. Opportunity for Everyone. Healthier… Everyone. Happier… Everyone. A MAYOR for EVERYONE. #Gil4Mayor
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I wonder if any players will kneel tonight and say its for the queen but isnt #NFLKickoff
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Did you know that in the original Gregorian Calendar the months had different names?
January was Greg
February was Ian
March was Greg
April was Ian
May was Greg
June was also Greg
July was Ian
August was Greg
September was Ian
October was Ian
November was Ian
December was Greg
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nailed it
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A Dutch photographer Bas Uterwijk used artificial intelligence to construct a portrait of Jesus based on what we know about his ethnicity and culture.
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Happy first day back to school, kids! Make sure you pay attention in class so you never become dumb enough as an adult to elect a steaming pile of garbage like into office #BackToSchool #NeverVoteConservative
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Oh shit it's Halloween?
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Kudos to the John Tory re-election campaign for announcing support today for housing initiatives the John Tory mayoral administration hasn’t been willing to do in eight years.
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On Black Ribbon Day, we remember the victims of Stalinism and Nazism.
Under communist and fascist regimes, where freedom is replaced with total oppression, the very worst of humanity is revealed.
We must never forget the brutality and suffering that always accompanies tyranny.
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More like CTV Boos #LisaLaFlamme
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I'm trying to understand what's happening with politics in Canada, especially on the right. I read a lot of comments, though I obviously don't have time to pick fights with all of them. Still, I have to say, I'm discouraged. We're seeing the worst in people, lately. #cdnpoli 1/9
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I bet Trump's safe is just a Kramer's briefcase sitch
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The healthcare system is collapsing in Ontario, so you better believe that Global News will be sending Colin D'Mello to Costa Rica tomorrow to ask PMJT if he regrets visiting that pub in PEI.
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Pope giving mass in Canada has a Cosby headlining Lilith Fair sorta vibe #taxthechurch
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Trudeau should ride the Greyhound and hitchhike to all his meetings like every other world leader the privilege is off the charts #defundthePM
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Nobody warned us about Y2K22 #rogersoutage
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Starting to feel bad for bitch-slapping that barista for a wifi password yesterday I only had like four messages #rogersoutage
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I'm so old, I remember when mainstream Republicans were basically reasonable people with differing views on economics, and not a festering fucktangle of democracy-hating book-banning forced-birth fascist grievance-baby shitweasels
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Someone should explain the oil industry to Albertans
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Happy 250th birthday to the oldest and greatest country on earth 🇺🇸! Thank you, America, for literally inventing freedom, democracy, electricity, and capitalism and for also building the tallest man-made structure on the planet 🗽
The world doesn’t deserve you
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Happy 🇨🇦 Day! We are leaps and bounds ahead of many countries, but still have SOOOO far to go. Let's create a nation where eveybody is fed, housed, educated, cared for, and keeps their stick on the ice! One love ❤️
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