It’s right there in the Bible: lie as much as you want, so long as it brings you profit. I remember, the snake guy said it!
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I thought he said “trust me, this is one of your 5 a day, will keep the Doctor away and let me show you what you can do with grapes!”
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I love yaaaaaaa Steve!!
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He does sound more human here than he does now.
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Pence succumbed to the cult, needs an intervention
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What's the over/under on how many times Pence mentions God and Jesus tonight?
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