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"Patriotism means to stand by the country. It does not mean to stand by the President." Theodore Roosevelt, 26th President of the United States.

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    1. Steve Schmidt‏Verified account @SteveSchmidtSES 15 Jun 2020

      The dew hung heavy on the grass on a humid Alabama morning. Jefferson Bureaugard Sessions was dressed in his uniform. He loved how he looked in Grey. He loved his red sash. That it was once Ivanka’s dress was his secret. The clay soil was already baking in the sun. It had an (1)

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    2. Steve Schmidt‏Verified account @SteveSchmidtSES 15 Jun 2020

      orange tint. Jeff Sessions didn’t like Orange. He used to, but not now. Now it made him sad. Very sad. It was too early for a julep and he had work to do. He was going to fire his cannon and raise the Stars and Bars. In his minds eye he could see the hordes of Yankees on the (2)

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    3. Steve Schmidt‏Verified account @SteveSchmidtSES 15 Jun 2020

      far hill. God, he loved it. He wished he had a horse or maybe a pony. He would name him Traveller, just like General Lee’s horse. Imagine that. Jefferson Sessions was ready for the day. There were Yankees to fight. He didn’t like Blue either. It wasn’t as bad as orange but it

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    4. Steve Schmidt‏Verified account @SteveSchmidtSES 15 Jun 2020

      Wasn’t grey

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    5. Steve Schmidt‏Verified account @SteveSchmidtSES 15 Jun 2020

      Colonel Sessions was pensive and not because no one knew how he became a Colonel. He said “Good Morning Scarlett” to the handsome woman who passed him on the street. Her name was Susan and she was confused because she was unaware the Colonel called every woman Scarlett except

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    6. Steve Schmidt‏Verified account @SteveSchmidtSES 15 Jun 2020

      for his mother whom he called Ms. Scarlett. It had been a busy morning since he fired the cannon and he was ready to pour himself a cool drink of sweet tea. The visitors would arrive soon. Stephen Miller and Gorka would be dressed in brown. It suited them. Jefferson Seasions

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      Steve Schmidt‏Verified account @SteveSchmidtSES 15 Jun 2020

      Noticed the small stain on his sash. He would have to change. It would be the third time since morning and he only had 15 clean uniforms left. Miller had once driven the Colonel. Now Miller had a driver. Sessions was jealous and maybe even a little pouty. Pouty in the way

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        2. Steve Schmidt‏Verified account @SteveSchmidtSES 15 Jun 2020

          George Pickett could be when Lee thrust his steely gaze into the eyes of another confederate general. Gorka had a fake PHD and an affected accent that was a little bit Transylvania meets Oxford with a sprinkle of fascism mixed in. Sessions missed Miller who never used to like

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        3. Steve Schmidt‏Verified account @SteveSchmidtSES 15 Jun 2020

          Orange but had come to love it . Sessions was sad again. It seemed like it couldn’t stay 1864 forever.

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        2. Felice o'ryan‏ @Feliceoryan1 15 Jun 2020
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          This is so fantastic I actually want to read the book to see what happens to Colonel Sessions

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        2. masks are sexy‏ @saffree 16 Jun 2020
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          Damn you! This was so funny I had to look you up. Good stuff. 🥰🥰🥰

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        3. Batman Says it's time for truth again‏ @MomentTeachable 16 Jun 2020
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          And now you know who Steve Schmidt is, and nothing will be the same from this point on. His accomplishments are many. His depth is immeasurable. His humor dark, dry and hilarious. His wit only matched by a few. His knowlege is intimidating until you see his humility.

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        1. KJ‏ @kjd451 16 Jun 2020
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          Bahahaha

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        2. will opine‏ @gailo55 16 Jun 2020
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          How did the stain on Ivanka's dress get there? Could it have been from the president himself?

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