The dew hung heavy on the grass on a humid Alabama morning. Jefferson Bureaugard Sessions was dressed in his uniform. He loved how he looked in Grey. He loved his red sash. That it was once Ivanka’s dress was his secret. The clay soil was already baking in the sun. It had an (1)
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George Pickett could be when Lee thrust his steely gaze into the eyes of another confederate general. Gorka had a fake PHD and an affected accent that was a little bit Transylvania meets Oxford with a sprinkle of fascism mixed in. Sessions missed Miller who never used to like
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Orange but had come to love it . Sessions was sad again. It seemed like it couldn’t stay 1864 forever.
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This is so fantastic I actually want to read the book to see what happens to Colonel Sessions
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Damn you! This was so funny I had to look you up. Good stuff.



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And now you know who Steve Schmidt is, and nothing will be the same from this point on. His accomplishments are many. His depth is immeasurable. His humor dark, dry and hilarious. His wit only matched by a few. His knowlege is intimidating until you see his humility.
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How did the stain on Ivanka's dress get there? Could it have been from the president himself?
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