.@jeffsessions woke early and was dressed in his finest Grey dress uniform. The epaulets came from the golden broidery that adorned the curtains of his old suite in Trump tower. On mornings like this Jeff Sessions likes to be called Colonel. Why, no one knows but it madehttps://twitter.com/jeffsessions/status/1271574937879314442 …
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I do declare, we must take sweet tea on the veranda. *swoon.

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Swayt tay (sweet tea)
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A visit with Colonel Angus (if Walken is available for the role).
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Wherever it may go there can be no doubt, Jeff Beauregard woke this day in the Twilight Zone.
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As long as it ends with Sessions sacrificing himself for the Confederacy, I'm in.
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Add something about him catching “the vapors”
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