Him tingle for he was to have the honor of defending the Southern cause. Dreaming of plantations human bondage and an autocratic slave state, Jeff Sessions would fire the last shots of the Confederacy. He dipped his quill in the inkwell and crafted his Tweet. Dixie swelled in
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his mind’s ear. The stars and bars ruffled softly in the album of his memories. He was pleased. He defended the traitors, racebaited and just for a second imagined himself behind the big desk. The one Jeff Davis Himself used in Richmond. President Sessions.
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That’s amazing.
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I can picture it vividly. Jeff leading the way in all his bigotry.pic.twitter.com/RbqnNDDOZm
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A reminder for the wannabe Colonel
@jeffsessions— And ask a German how many statues they got to put up & how many forts they got to name after they lost a war...pic.twitter.com/37ieSdRTDB
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Exactly.
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Once again, you nailed it.
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