Asking for a convicted felon and Kremlin agent. “ How many packs of cigarettes does an Ostrich jacket get you in Federal Prison?
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No tobacco permitted in the federal system.
I feel like I am the last to know ! How do so many people know this?
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Orange is the new black, GIRL!
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I'm not a smoker but I think they should be able to smoke too! I had no idea!
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Ostriches never smoke whether in prison or pardoned....
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Reality television.
(and a felonious family member) 
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I found out by watching orange is the new black. Then looked it up bc I didn't believe it either. It's true.
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You're not a criminal.
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The state prisons in Ohio banned it in 2008
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A friend of mine spent 11 months on child support
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