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@SteveMartinToGo I grew up watching the jerk,now I'm a jerk! But I wouldn't have it any other way Thanks for the funniest movies of all time

@SteveMartinToGo Let' s face it you' re kind of a jerk. But, you 're a funny( looking) guy and parts of the movie were funny.

@SteveMartinToGo Is your tongue ever NOT firmly planted in your cheek?

@SteveMartinToGo Remembering an old SNL skit, the All-Drug Olympics, with the late, great Phil Hartman as a doping Russian weightlifter.

@SteveMartinToGo Fuk Dat Broccoli + Eat Your Steroids If The Pee Wee All Stars Dont Go To Cooperstown I'll Kik the Livin Shit Outta You

@SteveMartinToGo 's article was an awesome and hilarious read! Sad that nothing has changed since the little league incident...

@SteveMartinToGo Still brilliant.

@SteveMartinToGo Very relevant....yesterday...today and tomorrow...

@SteveMartinToGo big discussion between me and my wife She divides them by color I grab a handfuls Which is normal @AmyFreeze @Ginger_Zee

@SteveMartinToGo LAUGHS!!! BUT said to say STILL RELEVANT!!

@SteveMartinToGo Just remember: if you leave your tongue in your cheek too long you will end up biting it.

@SteveMartinToGo In todays world instead of sitting down to say grace, we are sitting down to update a status or check their cell phones.

You always learn the truth after it happens righ? So I figure by best media issues to get the truth out @SteveMartinToGo hadalready known'79

@SteveMartinToGo Since 1979 He might add also, and that's the way it was when I woke up and then Jack Web turned down and rejected my comedy

@SteveMartinToGo that was tongue in cheek? #doh

@SteveMartinToGo Using Steroids in sports makes the greatness of its players irrelevant; it'd be like seating pilots inside unmanned drones