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Are there more criminals in Congress or the NFL?
If you believe Trump shouldn't do jail time, you don't know the rule of law.
If you believe Trump will do any jail time, you don't know the state of justice in America.
This from Trevor Noah on taxing billionaires is … pretty perceptive!
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Take a look around the economy today.
McDonald's: profits up 59%. They're raising prices.
Starbucks: record profits. They're raising prices.
Amazon: record profits. Shock of shocks! They're raising prices!
Maybe — just maybe — we've got a corporate greed problem.
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Facebook: your fully-sourced string of facts is incorrect
Also Facebook: we are happy to spread your "misinformation" in exchange for fourteen dollars
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Container shipping company profits
First 9 months of 2021: $80 billion
All of 2010-2020: $38 billion
"man, those supply-chain problems and inflation is just killing us"
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The cop could have simply told him what the stop was over but he didn't, he wanted to escalate the situation, he got what he wanted.
Follow up next post.
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If you're old enough to remember mailing stuff before the USPS adopted the 2 letter abbreviations for each state.....
Congratulations on still being alive & having a good memory. 👍
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L.A. is where you go when you want to be somebody; New York is where you go when you are somebody; and Miami is where you go when you want to be somebody else. It’s always been a sunny place for shady people. #BecauseMiami
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Merry Christmas!
To quote the poet philosopher
Tori Amos;
"Peace, Love & a hard cock"
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We don’t wanna “change the subject” and YES we ABSOLUTELY have a f*ckin problem if your still getting dividends! Wtf do these ppl think they are🤬
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Joe Manchin's opposition to the Build Back Better Act has prompted Goldman Sachs to swiftly dim its U.S. economic outlook.
"A failure to pass BBB has negative growth implications."
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Latest CDC data by vaccine status:
Unvaccinated: 451 cases per 100k
Vaccinated: 134 cases per 100k
Boosted: 48 cases per 100k
Unvaccinated: 6.1 deaths per 100k
Vaccinated: 0.5 deaths per 100k
Boosted: 0.1 deaths per 100k
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“My right to own a second yacht supersedes your need for affordable insulin”
- Joe Manchin
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Single Dad's of daughters who make sure there are plenty of tampons and/or pads (knowing what you daughter uses) are the best dads ever.
Period!
If you came of age with the "Rocky Horror Picture Show" being advant-guarde for identity & gender but your still trying to learn, raise your hand 🙋
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Omicron is being compared to measles- this chart is some perspective on what that means. This was made about a year ago with original COVID-19. The implications are terrifying
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This happened: Three Republican Residents of The Villages Arrested for Casting Multiple 2020 Votes thedailybeast.com/jay-ketcik-joa via @thedailybeast
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Rubio has missed 14 Senate hearings in recent months. His absenteeism is among the Senate’s worst; he missed 35% of roll calls in 2015. He was called out for the worst voting record of any Florida senator in 59 years. If any of us did this, we’d be fired.
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People who sail with Sea Shepard are bad ass. This woman is a warrior.
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Pia Klemp, the German ship captain who rescued migrants in the Mediterranean, has refused a medal from the mayor of Paris.
"I'm not a humanitarian. I am not there to 'aid'. I stand in solidarity. We do not need medals.”
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A Dutch Jehovah’s Witness, Deliana Rademakers.
She perished in the German #Auschwitz camp on 10 December 1942.
She was 19.
One of at least 387 Jehovah’s Witnesses imprisoned in Auschwitz.
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Yes, this is an endangered monk seal coming to take a peek at endangered sea turtles, so cool!
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Please let "Save the Children" know that I've found Josh Duggar, the child porn addict they've been looking for.
He's hanging out with .
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Here in Massachusetts, hospitals are reporting that 100% of current covid patients are unvaccinated.
One. Hundred. Percent.
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Democrats in Congress, understand that Steve Bannon and Mark Meadows do not think you have the stomach for this fight. They think they can out-fight and out-last you. They do not fear you. Invoke inherent contempt right now and arrest them. You need a show of force.
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Thanks to Boomers and Wall Street, owning a home may soon no longer be the American Dream. Here’s why.
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More children have been killed in school shootings than members of our military in 2021 & it's not the first year it's happened.
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We see it time & time.
"The payout would recover about 7% of the estimated $915 million of classwide damages, the lawyers added.
JPMorgan declined to comment."
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If you're rich you get a different set of rules. No jail time for this guy!?!? Does anyone believe the flash mob robbers will get off with no jail time if they just return the merchandise?
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How much money do you need to reach the level of "above the law"?
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If someone were going to bring an obstruction of justice prosecution against Trump for firing the FBI director in order to get rid of the investigation that stood to remove him from office, he did just confess to that on national TV.
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Since 1995, the top 1% took 38% of all additional wealth. The bottom half took 2%.
The last time things were this imbalanced was the period right before the Great Depression. Hard for people to survive when all the money goes to those who don't need it
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