Even you couldn't write this horror.
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I think he already wrote The Stand.
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A new book premise, perhaps?
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You could call it "Misery"
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Buying stock in Devil’s Food Cakes and Disney first thing Monday.
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The Omen meets the Dead Zone. Oy.
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And that Kushner NY property is 666. Has anyone checked Trump’s scalp? Maybe this is why the fruit loop hair coverup.

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Some things are just too perfect
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The Russians have hacked our algos
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