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I will always be grateful that we had a once-in-a-century public health leader to guide us through a once-in-a-century pandemic. Few people have touched more lives than Dr. Fauci – and I’m glad he’s not done yet.
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Why is Lindsey Graham afraid to testify?
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Listening to the Losers Club podcast about FROM A BUICK 8 on my morning walk. Good discussion. The book that links to it most clearly and firmly is THE COLORADO KID.
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I'd like another Sharknado movie.
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As CNN continues its slide down the slippery slope to the Darkside, a telling test for MSNBC will be whether they sign Brian Stelter and give him a show of equal integrity as Reliable Sources or will they continue to hint at a new direction of more voice for the lies?
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Molly, 2014: The Origin of Evil.
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Let's be clear: At this historic moment, Democrats sided with the American people, and every single Republican in Congress sided with special interests.
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What Linwood said.
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45 years later, still livin’ the dream. Happy Anniversary, Neetha.
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Today’s headline: EDGE OF DISASTER!
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You know how people talk about the news as the doomscroll? The Drudge Report is the TRUE doomscroll.
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This was done by an AI bot. I asked my tech friend, Jake, to put Pennywise on a bike and this came out.
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You could make a cool monster movie! Add 1 scorpion!
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Dear Columbo killers:
1) Stop moving bodies
2) Don't obsess over alibis
3) Stop trying to fake suicides.
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The one show on CNN I never missed was Reliable Sources, with Brian Stelter. It has been an invaluable window into how the media covers...itself. Today CNN canceled it.
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THE DELUGE, by Stephen Markley: This book is, simply put, a modern classic. If you read it, you'll never forget it. Coming in January. I'll remind you. Prophetic, terrifying, uplifting.
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That's a beautiful thing.
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I'm overwhelmed. HEAT 2 has debuted at #1 on the New York Times best seller list!
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Molly, aka the Thing of Evil, feels she hasn't been on Twitter enough lately. I feel she has, but don't want to risk what she might do to me when I'm asleep and defenseless. So...HEEERE'S MOLLY!
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Yes, Hannity’s head would explode.
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Give them a try!
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I'm trying to cheer myself up this afternoon. What happened to Salman Rushdie preys on my mind.
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How about this for a movie idea? CHILDREN OF THE CORN VS. PREDATOR. You'd just need the right star.
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It seems to me that when The Weather Channel debuted, they used actual in-studio maps. Is this a valid memory? There was one gruff, straight-from-the-shoulder weather forecaster I used to call The Sarge.
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Louise Willder, in The Guardian, nominates this blurb--from Shirley Conran's novel, LACE--as perhaps the best of all time:
"Which one of you bitches is my mother?"
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What kind of asshat stabs a writer, anyway? Fucker!
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I hope Salman Rushdie is okay.
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Was there ever, in all of American history, a man less fit for the presidency than Donald Trump?
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I have seen a close-to-finished cut of MR. HARRIGAN'S PHONE, written and directed by John Lee Hancock, and it's nothing short of brilliant. Donald Sutherland, Jaeden Martell. Netflix. This fall.
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Didn't Trump say only mobsters take the 5th?
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It’s not his home, anyway. It’s legally listed as a hotel.
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The Republican outrage over the search of Trump’s house (leglly obtained search warrent) is pure political posturing. They are using it to raise money.
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(Overhead in Florida)
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
The Feds.
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Mitch McConnell hasn’t visited the flood zones in his home state. I guess he can’t find his Campaign Jeans.
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Lock him up.
Lock him up.
Lock him up.
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The overall feeling is that Covid is dangerous, but also very fucking tiresome.
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In 99% of the shows I watch—streaming and network—Covid doesn’t exist, let alone masking.
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Interesting responses to this. One suggests we watch TV to escape reality. One speaks about actors needing to show their faces to express emotions the script calls for. One replies that masks will look antique later on.
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In 99% of the shows I watch—streaming and network—Covid doesn’t exist, let alone masking.
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Can’t wait for this!
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You lock yourself in your office for a few years, this happens. Happy to share the cover for my next novel, THE FERRYMAN, coming May 2, 2023. (Available for preorder, as the saying goes) wherever books are sold: penguinrandomhouse.com/books/575362/t
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In 99% of the shows I watch—streaming and network—Covid doesn’t exist, let alone masking.
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