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Weird that DeSantis’ pending campaign is imploding, given his compelling message of “I hate the thing all children love.”
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The new “Flash” movie finally answers the question: what if there was a movie about Batman?
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One of the greatest honors and joys of my life. What a man. What a loss.
#HarryBelafonte
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Since the Pope lost his blue check today, his tweets will go back to being verified with white smoke.
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Evans Chebet has won the Boston Marathon, taking less than three hours to pass all 80 Dunkin’ Donuts.
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NYC has appointed its first-ever Rat Czar...aaaaand she’s been taken by the rats.
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The Late Show has been nominated for 3 #Webbys! Help #Colbert take the top spot by voting below!
Best Comedy Social Platform➡️ bit.ly/3nOFneO
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Best Comedy Podcast ➡️ bit.ly/3mbdE7J
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Seismologists are calling a layer around the Earth’s core a “hot, rocky Jell-o,” or what midwesterners call a “salad.”
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Chicago will host the DNC, now officially renamed: “Da National Convention.”
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I just took a midi-chlorian test, turns out I'm a hundred percent that Sith...
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The craziest part of this Clarence Thomas story is that Harlan Crow is a Republican megadonor and not the Batman’s nemesis.
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The former president was disappointed to learn that hush money is not, in fact, a wad of bills fried in a cornmeal batter.
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I had no idea! Thanks for calling, Cavan. #cavancalling
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Did you know renowned Late Show star, comedian, and satirist @StephenAtHome Colbert has Cavan roots through his great-great grandmother Margaret McMahon, from Cootehill? Join us to celebrate them and the global Cavan family at #CavanCalling 26-30 July 2023 cavancalling.com
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Tuesday's expected arraignment will mark the first time anyone has been fingerprinted with ketchup.
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In our first installment of Stephen Colbert’s Long Story Shorts, join us on a tale of epic proportions as Stephen discusses his favorite chapters of "The Lord of the Rings" for National Tolkien Reading Day! #TolkienReadingDay
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Watch Tooning Out's FULL report from CPAC 2023 tonight after The Daily Show!
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The infamous "Jaws" musical theme is no joke, but Steven Spielberg thought it was the first time he heard John Williams play it for him! 🦈 #Colbert
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The Iowa GOP wants 14-year-olds to be able to work in meat processing plants, because the one thing teenagers are known for is USDA standards of sanitary compliance.
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Stephen’s dog Benny ate our opening credits so we asked , the directors of the Oscar-nominated film , to help save the show.
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Steven Spielberg talks about casting David Lynch as John Ford in and why the real John Ford’s crude piece of advice was some of the best he’s ever received.
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BREAKING: will be appearing at #LoveRocksNYC benefitting on March 9 at with and many others!
Sign up to watch the livestream here: godslovenyc.org/loverocksnyc20
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Call me a purist, but shouldn't they be set in Middle Earth?
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Happy Presidents’ Day! Don’t forget to leave out some milk and classified docs at midnight!
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Elon, we are happy to unblock you and read your tweets. Just pay us 8 bucks a month.
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Happy Feast of St. Valentine: the patron saint of last-minute shopping at CVS.
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In unrelated news: Boy Riding Giant Peach Pulled by 501 Seagulls Nowhere to be Found!
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Happy National Pizza Day, when we honor the pizzas that Stuffed Crust so one day their children could On a Bagel.
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Props to my colleagues James Smartwood and Kylie Weaver for always holding the truth accountable.
the News, Tonight after the Daily Show.
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.@CharlesMBlow explains how Republicans' heckling might have been part of Biden's strategy all along.
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She really nailed the “waiting for the Benihana chef to throw that shrimp” look.
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