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  1. 8 hours ago

    I’m footloose and Covid free! See you tomorrow.

    704 replies . 543 retweets 25,830 likes
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  2. May 13

    It's Stevie Wonder's birthday and Friday the 13th. I hope he's not very superstitious.

    888 replies . 2,273 retweets 33,315 likes
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  3. May 12

    “Okay, now let’s do a silly one.”

    271 replies . 142 retweets 2,868 likes
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  4. May 12

    Fortune* Favours** the Brave*** *crypto currency **deeply screws ***retail investors

    217 replies . 366 retweets 4,447 likes
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  5. May 9

    WORST. SEQUEL. EVER.

    Stephen is experiencing symptoms consistent with a recurrence of COVID. Out of an abundance of caution for his staff, guests, and audience, he will be isolating for a few additional days. The Late Show will not be taping new episodes until further notice.
    2,151 replies . 1,075 retweets 24,482 likes
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  6. May 5

    I'm surprised Jose Altuve got hit in the groin since his testicles were told in advance what pitch was coming.

    198 replies . 286 retweets 3,986 likes
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  7. May 3

    I can’t believe how gullible Susan Collins is. But Susan Collins can.

    1,516 replies . 3,420 retweets 48,814 likes
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  8. May 2

    I’m attending the Mr. Met Gala. (Rihanna’s wearing a giant baseball head, and Jared Leto‘s eating ice cream out of a tiny batting helmet!)

    130 replies . 89 retweets 2,370 likes
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  9. Apr 28

    . Congratulations, James, on what will be eight incredible years at CBS. 12:30 won’t be the same without you. But looking forward to your exciting adventures as the new Doctor Who!

    1,117 replies . 829 retweets 20,063 likes
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  10. Apr 27

    Always trust Eric the 2nd’s instincts 🐝  See the fate of my honorable bee companion in our adventure this Thursday 4/28 with & at 7pm Pacific on  You can donate NOW to our campaign at 

    155 replies . 1,024 retweets 11,004 likes
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  11. Apr 26

    So, are tweets self-driving now?

    2,611 replies . 2,919 retweets 38,836 likes
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  12. Apr 21

    Yep! I tested positive for Covid, but basically I’m feeling fine- grateful to be vaxxed and boosted. Thank you for the well wishes. This just proves that I will do anything to avoid interviewing Jason Bateman.

    Stephen Colbert has tested positive for Covid 19. Tonight’s show is cancelled. As previously planned, the show will be airing repeats tomorrow through next week. We will return with new episodes on May 2nd.
    2,790 replies . 1,661 retweets 39,707 likes
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  13. Apr 20

    To my European fans: Happy 20/4!

    232 replies . 301 retweets 8,373 likes
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  14. Apr 19

    The MTA says all riders still have to wear masks, but pants are still optional.

    141 replies . 303 retweets 4,773 likes
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  15. Apr 14

    I hope I’m not setting a precedent here by using social media for self-promotion, but please vote for us in the Webbys!

    We need YOU to help us take home the trophies! Vote for us at the links below: HeWhoShallBeNamed Late Show Pod Show Late Show Me More
    223 replies . 160 retweets 1,813 likes
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  16. Apr 14

    No thanks.

    214 replies . 182 retweets 4,476 likes
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  17. Apr 13

    I’m three episodes into “Moon Knight,” and he has yet to moon a single person.

    534 replies . 1,027 retweets 21,760 likes
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  18. Apr 12

    It was my honor to have met and interviewed and done bits with one of the greats. Rest In Peace, Gilbert Gottfried.

    142 replies . 528 retweets 15,887 likes
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  19. Retweeted
    Apr 11

    Our friend performs his new single, , in front of an incredible piece of art by Naila Opiangah.

    CHANCE THE RAPPER - CHILD OF GOD
    108 replies . 1,017 retweets 3,850 likes
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  20. Apr 11

    Relieved Elon Musk isn't joining the board of Twitter and that its rational, even-keeled reputation will be preserved.

    675 replies . 555 retweets 10,437 likes
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