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    Stephen Colbert‏Verified account @StephenAtHome 26 Feb 2018

    I’m surprised the NRA was affiliated with car rental companies at all, considering Hertz and Avis enforce tyrannical rules like "age restrictions" and "having a license."

    7:06 pm - 26 Feb 2018
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    2,145 replies . 58,400 retweets 276,694 likes
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      2. Bones 82801‏ @Bones82801 27 Feb 2018
        Replying to @StephenAtHome

        Amazing how a comedian, who isn't funny, thinks he speaks for the blue collar people of this country. ..

        28 replies . 1 retweet 75 likes
      3. RickyAppleseed  ☮ 🍎‏ @RickyAppleseed 27 Feb 2018
        Replying to @Bones82801 @StephenAtHome

        Amazing how a fake account reads the tweets of a comedian, who he thinks isn't funny. Methinks I must #BlockAndRoll.

        6 replies . 7 retweets 348 likes
      4. JVS‏ @lavici 27 Feb 2018
        Replying to @RickyAppleseed @Bones82801 @StephenAtHome

        With 8 followers! Nyet!

        1 reply . 0 retweets 20 likes
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      2. KenW‏ @sundruid 27 Feb 2018
        Replying to @StephenAtHome

        The founders would like to know for what purpose do you base your obstinacy on the issue of ‘bearing arms’? Your days of staging an armed uprising against the government is a distant romantic memory.

        15 replies . 6 retweets 71 likes
      3. dru‏ @designcre8or 1 Mar 2018
        Replying to @sundruid @StephenAtHome

        I think that every time... It seems to be an outdated argument to use the 2nd amendment for justifying military fire arms in civilian hands.

        0 replies . 3 retweets 20 likes
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      1. RustyBertrand‏ @RustyBertrand 1 Mar 2018
        Replying to @StephenAtHome

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      2. Lieutenant Kijé‏ @BrianLemaire2 27 Feb 2018
        Replying to @StephenAtHome

        They also wouldn't let my dalmatian drive the Dodge Challenger. Things haven't loosened up at all since Trump became Pres.

        1 reply . 1 retweet 37 likes
      3. Kelsey Goff‏ @Kelsey3269 27 Feb 2018
        Replying to @BrianLemaire2 @StephenAtHome

        Dog rights forever!

        0 replies . 0 retweets 16 likes
      4. End of conversation
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      2. Cram‏ @crambo86 27 Feb 2018
        Replying to @StephenAtHome

        Not even worth my time, you are still pissed off that Hillary lost and your show sucks. Have a nice day!

        9 replies . 0 retweets 19 likes
      3. James‏ @nhbikerhiker 27 Feb 2018
        Replying to @crambo86 @StephenAtHome

        Is that a joke? 'Cause you're tweeting about it...

        0 replies . 1 retweet 38 likes
      4. End of conversation
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      2. isabelzmom‏ @NMATT16 27 Feb 2018
        Replying to @StephenAtHome

        In USA you have to be 16 to drive, 18 to vote, enlist and buy guns, 21 to drink and 26 to rent a car and get off ur parents insurance. Did I miss anything?

        4 replies . 1 retweet 34 likes
      3. lιlιтн ιммacυlaтe‏ @Immaculate_Lil 27 Feb 2018
        Replying to @NMATT16 @StephenAtHome

        35 to run for president.

        0 replies . 0 retweets 9 likes
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      2. Joe Fisher‏ @DaRealJoeFisher 27 Feb 2018
        Replying to @StephenAtHome

        Sorry, I failed to see driving in the Bill of Rights.

        4 replies . 0 retweets 18 likes
      3. Higher Authority‏ @Just_Gods_word 28 Feb 2018
        Replying to @DaRealJoeFisher @StephenAtHome

        How about not being shot for being a kid at school?

        1 reply . 1 retweet 26 likes
      4. wesley whitaker‏ @snoopwhitaker 1 Mar 2018
        Replying to @Just_Gods_word @DaRealJoeFisher @StephenAtHome

        I'm not taking a side or even staying my beliefs but I think we all know he was making a joke yet making a pretty good point in the process. He never implies that driving is an amendment right so don't add or inflict false ideas into a debate on either sides issues.

        1 reply . 0 retweets 6 likes
      5. Higher Authority‏ @Just_Gods_word 8 Nov 2018
        Replying to @snoopwhitaker @DaRealJoeFisher @StephenAtHome

        Explicitly, not getting shot at school is not in the bill of rights either.

        0 replies . 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. End of conversation
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      2. Cmac-n‏ @Chr15Mc60w3n 1 Mar 2018
        Replying to @StephenAtHome

        Yeah well, owning a gun is a right, renting a car is not.

        5 replies . 0 retweets 8 likes
      3. Denise Gillin‏ @gillin_denise 2 Mar 2018
        Replying to @Chr15Mc60w3n @StephenAtHome

        It’s not just about the right to have guns, Chris. There’s a reasonable solution. We all need to be part of the solution.

        1 reply . 1 retweet 14 likes
      4. Mark Kennedy‏ @MarKennedy51 2 Mar 2018
        Replying to @gillin_denise @Chr15Mc60w3n @StephenAtHome

        Sadly, the power of the NRA comes from opposing, not offering solutions.

        1 reply . 1 retweet 7 likes
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