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    Stephen Colbert‏Verified account @StephenAtHome Feb 7

    Elementary math under Betsy Devos Q: Ned and Sheryl each have 4 apples. Who has more apples? A: Whomever Mike Pence decides has more apples.

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    10:34 AM - 7 Feb 2017
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      1. Adam Rifkin  🐼‏Verified account @ifindkarma Feb 13

        Generous act of kindness by @StephenAtHome: He funded 1000 education projects in South Carolina on @DonorsChoose.http://dailykos.com/story/2015/5/7/1383114/-Stephen-Colbert-shocks-South-Carolina-schools-by-funding-every-single-teacher-requesting-grants …

        2 replies 8 retweets 20 likes
      2. DonorsChoose‏Verified account @DonorsChoose Feb 14

        @ifindkarma Thanks for sharing Adam! This is one of our favorite moments in http://DonorsChoose.org  history.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Adam Rifkin  🐼‏Verified account @ifindkarma Feb 14

        @DonorsChoose It was a wonderful moment. Thank you for all that you do. Feels like you and @CharlesBest are needed even more now. #thankyou

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. DonorsChoose‏Verified account @DonorsChoose Feb 14

        @ifindkarma We're glad to help! And we're so thankful for all of the donors who've chosen to support education and teachers.

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      1. Bighead Tales‏ @BigHeadTales Feb 7

        @StephenAtHome Elementary math under Betsy Devos Q: Ned has 4 apples. Sheryl is starving. A: Ned keeps the apples. Screw Sheryl.

        13 replies 58 retweets 383 likes
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      3. 1.1.1.2.3.5.8.13.21‏ @BeeTeeArr Feb 7

        @BigKahuna919191 @BigHeadTales @StephenAtHome for normal people.. Ned shares with Sheryl cuz he's not a douche and doesn't like ppl starving

        7 replies 12 retweets 229 likes
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      5. 1.1.1.2.3.5.8.13.21‏ @BeeTeeArr Feb 7

        @BigKahuna919191 @BigHeadTales @StephenAtHome nah, she's starving cuz her Mom was forced to give birth to her in poverty since (1)

        29 replies 2 retweets 124 likes
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      7. Matthew Wells‏ @mega5m1 Feb 7

        @BigKahuna919191 @BeeTeeArr @BigHeadTales @StephenAtHome Tell that to the U.S. residents who you're trying to keep from returning home.

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      1. Kurt Schlichter‏Verified account @KurtSchlichter Feb 7

        If you don't like the way the Constitution works, why don't you try to amend it instead of whining about it like a lil bitch.@StephenAtHome

        41 replies 124 retweets 428 likes
      2. Queso del Diablo‏ @WarrenPeas64 Feb 7

        @KurtSchlichter @StephenAtHome C'mon Colonel! The Constitution was only ratified in 1789. Still trying to adjust to these new rules

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      4. Queso del Diablo‏ @WarrenPeas64 Feb 7

        @davetalkssports @KurtSchlichter @StephenAtHome See? The Dems were taken by surprise by the Electoral College the Reps sprung on them

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      6. Queso del Diablo‏ @WarrenPeas64 Feb 7

        @davetalkssports @KurtSchlichter @StephenAtHome No no NO! We need our BETTERS in the media to translate it to peasantspeak FOR us

        1 reply 0 retweets 16 likes
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