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    Stephen Colbert‏Verified account @StephenAtHome 7 Aug 2016

    #firstsevenjobs construction, bus boy, cafeteria server, library data entry, futon frame maker, futon salesman, waiter

    7:34 AM - 7 Aug 2016
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    1. Jaclyn Lee‏Verified account @13JaclynLee 7 Aug 2016
      Replying to @StephenAtHome

      I would buy a futon from you any day...😂😂😂😂

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    2. Sharilyn Johnson‏ @thirdbeat 7 Aug 2016
      Replying to @StephenAtHome

      You missed "futon frame repairman."

      0 replies 1 retweet 24 likes
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    3. WindishFox‏ @Windishfox17 7 Aug 2016
      Replying to @StephenAtHome

      I like how you moved up the futon ladder for a bit there. Truly an inspiration!

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    4. Rick Rumble‏ @RumbleFM99 7 Aug 2016
      Replying to @StephenAtHome

      So you're saying, if I ever have a futon issue, you're the man to check with

      0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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    5. Barton Lorimor‏ @bartonlorimor 7 Aug 2016
      Replying to @StephenAtHome

      What happened to turd miner and goat ball licker?

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    6. Mallory McMorrow‏ @MalloryMcMorrow 7 Aug 2016
      Replying to @StephenAtHome

      hell yes fellow library data entry employee 🙌

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    7. Samuel D Norton‏ @sdnorton11 7 Aug 2016
      Replying to @StephenAtHome

      you should really do a futon salesman segment. Trump vs. Colbert sell-off #yuge

      0 replies 1 retweet 2 likes
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    8. Sarx88‏ @Sarx88 7 Aug 2016
      Replying to @StephenAtHome

      I'd buy a futon from you

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    9. HOMEFRONT HUGS USA‏ @HomefrontHugs 8 Aug 2016
      Replying to @StephenAtHome

      follow back and make my day please . You keep me smiling during the good and bad days because you are genuine

      0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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    10. Recite News‏ @ReciteNews 7 Aug 2016
      Replying to @StephenAtHome

      you were quoted in a story by @TIMEhttp://time.com/4442332/first-seven-jobs-twitter-buzz-aldrin/ …

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    11. JT Service‏ @soulfocussports 7 Aug 2016
      Replying to @StephenAtHome

      loves futons

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    12. Jason Gastrich‏ @jasonagastrich 19 Aug 2016
      Replying to @StephenAtHome

      Way to work up the corporate ladder from futon maker to futon salesman

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    13. Waleed‏ @realWaleedAli 7 Aug 2016
      Replying to @StephenAtHome

      That explains why I buy futons every time I tune in to the Late Show @StephenAtHome

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    14. Kathy G‏ @DJKatG 7 Aug 2016
      Replying to @StephenAtHome

      . Babysitter, Phone Mgr at Domino's, pizza chef at Pizza Inn, photo lab staff, clerk/register, teller, at-risk family sprvsr

      0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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    15. Aasi Tahir Siddique‏ @Aasii 15 Aug 2016
      Replying to @StephenAtHome

      Trump is bluffing by promising brick layers jobs when in-fact his buildings are free of bricks.

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    16. OC Palanca‏ @OPalanca 9 Aug 2016
      Replying to @StephenAtHome

      @lahederahelix You were going up the futon company ladder, then waiter??

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    17. KillerTimmy‏ @KillerTimmmy 8 Aug 2016
      Replying to @StephenAtHome

      come on, you didn't do construction. xD

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    18. Humberto Martinez427‏ @Humbert98890759 7 Aug 2016
      Replying to @StephenAtHome

      @Humbert98890759 Dios quiere darse a... www idmji org. oficial

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    19. Micah Duchesne‏ @mrmdd 7 Aug 2016
      Replying to @StephenAtHome

      bus boy, food delivery, grocery boy, painter, Abercrombie greeter, waiter, landscaper

      0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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