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  1. 33 minutes ago

    In line? Please stay in line. Left ‘cause the line was too long? Please go back. See you tonight! (if votes are tacos)

    129 replies 1,527 retweets 9,167 likes
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  2. 3 hours ago

    While you’re waiting in line, you can exercise your right to order "Whose Boat is This Boat?" ALL our proceeds go to hurricane relief! Plus! Tweet us a pic with , like this gem from the audiobook recording session!

    119 replies 253 retweets 2,036 likes
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  3. 9 hours ago

    Join me tonight for either a brief, celebratory drink, or one very long sad boof.

    174 replies 345 retweets 4,481 likes
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  4. 19 hours ago

    Tonight! Triumph the Insult Comic Dog goes to Texas! And interviews Ted Cruz. So wonderful (for him to poop on!)

    141 replies 429 retweets 5,315 likes
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  5. Nov 5

    Want to join Meryl Streep & me on stage while supporting ’s Education Programs? December 1 . You! Me! The Greatest Actor of Our Generation! Bidding Ends Soon!

    66 replies 94 retweets 782 likes
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  6. Nov 4

    Can’t wait for Tuesday? Watch OUR CARTOON PRESIDENT Tonight! 10:30! It’s mildly stranger than reality!

    89 replies 201 retweets 1,330 likes
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  7. Nov 4

    100 yrs ago today, Wilfred Owen died, one week before the Armistice. Here’s one of his poems of the Great War:

    81 replies 397 retweets 2,016 likes
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  8. Retweeted
    Nov 3

    Lookie lookie!!

    766 replies 4,379 retweets 42,392 likes
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  9. Nov 2

    Any time Oprah gets political, everyone wants to know one thing:

    114 replies 136 retweets 1,219 likes
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  10. Nov 1

    Leading up to the election, Trump is a little nervous so he's tried everything he can to scare his base into voting for Republicans.

    236 replies 524 retweets 3,382 likes
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  11. Oct 31

    Happy Halloween! I’m dressed as the scariest thing I can think of: Low Voter Turnout In New Jersey’s 11th Congressional District. Vooooooote!

    397 replies 4,956 retweets 44,620 likes
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  12. Oct 31

    Sunday! 10:30! Showtime! Our Cartoon President faces the music! And the voters!

    47 replies 111 retweets 720 likes
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  13. Oct 31

    Carl Reiner 2020!

    1:29
    My father is 96 and a half years old. In his long life he has never seen anything like what’s happening to our country. I love him. And I want the country he fought his whole life for.
    317 replies 5,902 retweets 34,496 likes
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  14. Oct 31

    If you're born here, you're an American.

    194 replies 603 retweets 5,058 likes
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  15. Oct 30

    It has been a rough week on the non-submerged parts of America.

    120 replies 190 retweets 1,387 likes
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  16. Oct 29

    I don't know why the president would take time on a National Day of Mourning to retweet something weird like this, but the original clips have always been online. 16 million views. Here they are:

    So Revealing!
    679 replies 2,879 retweets 13,892 likes
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  17. Oct 26

    Suddenly, my van's mural of me as a guitar shredding barbarian on a mountain of skulls seems a lot more sane.

    413 replies 2,531 retweets 34,139 likes
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  18. Oct 24

    With the Midterms bearing down on us like an angry buffalo, the president had an important message.

    199 replies 149 retweets 1,157 likes
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  19. Oct 23

    Normally I don't even get out of bed for less than a billion dollars. Unless there's pancakes.

    105 replies 140 retweets 1,925 likes
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  20. Oct 22

    Kushner says the White House is still in the ‘fact-finding’ phase on Khashoggi...I assume until they can find someone to destroy all the facts.

    353 replies 1,946 retweets 16,397 likes
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