Be warned, the worst cold you have ever had is going around. A solid week of heavy congestion, coughing, mild fever and overall misery. Three days off of work and I WORK FROM HOME.
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If you’re having an issue with shorts for this upcoming Summer, allow me to introduce you to elastic waist linen pants.
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Not a single soul told me I’m supposed to take my kid to the dentist before he turned one. He is now two 🫠
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anyone else like 90% feral at this point. just barely hanging on to the facade of civility. a lady was being rude to the dunkin employees in front of me the other day and i was like lady you have no idea the danger you're in if you raise your voice one more time
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we don’t talk enough about how reading is a SKILL. we make jokes about people not reading but there are people who do read but don’t read WELL. it’s why Reading Comprehension is a class in grade/elementary/primary school. it is simply not enough to be technically literate.
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This jaguar demonstrated the meaning of the term power, dragging this 8 ft long, 74 toothed, chunk of contracting muscle out of the water. Jaguars have the 5th strongest bite in the entire animal kingdom
[📹Bertie Gregory: buff.ly/2ubjlH4]
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Probably the best thing you'll see today.
In 2017, a group of developers hilariously competed for who could create worst volume control interface in the world.
The results 🧵
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Solo parenting this weekend and we have already spiraled. Cardigan played on repeat no less than 30x as a toddler with an iPad was attached to me and now we have succumb to watching Cars.
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Say you’re in a room with 400 ppl. 36 don’t have health insurance. 48 live in poverty. 85 are illiterate. 90 have untreated mental illnesses. And everyday, at least 1 person is shot. But 2 are trans so you decide ruining their lives is a priority. That is what’s happening rn
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I have made three doctors appointments this morning and even smartly handled a particularly rude receptionist. Who do I send my address to? As I assume an award should accompany this task.
SWARM got me deleting remotely disrespectful tweets about anyone's fave. If I said some foul shit, I, I was just playing.
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The same people against #studentloanforgiveness claim to believe in a religion based on Jesus forgiving a debt that they could never repay.
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if I was the law, I would force them to sit down and eat every last noodle from the bed of that truck, like that boy who ate that chocolate cake in Matilda
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I am one hundred percent here for these sorts of legal tactics.
LFG.
Fla. lawyer argues pregnant inmate’s fetus is being illegally detained
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is this a serious problem? really? speaking for "real women" no one particularly wants to be naked in a locker room or anywhere with strangers or possibly with anyone anywhere at any time naked or not. cannot believe this is an issue in good faith.
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Replying to @JoyceCarolOates
Aren’t you a feminist? Transgender “women” with penises shouldn’t be naked in the same locker rooms as real women
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Jesus Christ.
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Can't sleep. Watching my child sleep with gratitude. He was swatted by someone and Southaven police arrested, handcuffed and put him in juvenile detention for three days. I am LIVID. We've hired lawyers. The police had NO EVIDENCE. The judge that verbally ok'd the arrest warrant
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Does Il Makiage have the largest marketing budget ever? Or are they spending to reach me on every platform every five minutes exclusively?
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These IL MAKIAGE ads are coming for me something fierce. They know I’m about to break…they can smell it and I don’t even wear foundation.
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I’m going to watch #TheLastOfUsHBO but I WILL be fast forwarding the sad and upsetting and scary parts. Should take me 15 mins.
Remember when Usher said he had to do it for the ladies but keep it hood, and then dropped Love in The Club.
Why the fuck does Ron DeSantis want female student athletes to submit menstrual information?!? Such a weird creep.
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holy fucking shit, Donald Trump's tax cuts for the obscenely wealthy are responsible for a QUARTER OF OUR NATION'S ENTIRE DEBT and Republicans want to cut YOUR social security to pay for it, and that's what this debt ceiling bullshit is all about. fucking unacceptable
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Oh my fucking god
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The force is strong with this mom... 😳
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"I married my best friend," gushed the bride, standing next to 6 women who spent $8K apiece to support & celebrate her in that life event.
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NASA finds a perfectly cut, trillion-ton rectangular iceberg floating off of the Larsen C ice shelf.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
For context, this was found in 2018, and not recently, according to @NASA_ICE: twitter.com/nasa_ice/statu…
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This is the Statue of Unity in India, completed in 2018.
At 240 metres tall including its base - nearly three times the height of the Statue of Liberty - it's the tallest statue in the world.
Here are eleven more marvels of colossal sculpture...
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Lana Del Rey blasting out of my phone during daycare drop off was a level of embarrassing I cannot quite wrap my mind around.
We love to see the rise of a new theater kid. Protect him.
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Bridges represent some of the greatest achievements of human engineering and architecture. Here are 12 of the most extraordinary:
1. Millau Viaduct, France (2004) - the world's tallest bridge.
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Bringing in the new year already in bed and moments away from sleep is the only way 🥳🥳🥳🥳
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Let me tell you what you will never catch me doing, and that is eating a crumbl cookie.