Straws and knives now. Forks and spoons later.
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how many more lives do qtips and straws have to take before you guys open up your minds?
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At least it stops us from stabbing drink cartons
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Time to ban Yo-Yo's cuz they resemble full semi-automatic garrotes.
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I remember straws made from paper when I was a child in the 1960's. I tried the plastic shaft Q-Tips and found the cotton is prone to detaching, so I have been using the paper shaft Q-Tips for years. Why is this a big deal ?
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They already banned the tooth brush so this isnt much of a stretch.
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No, we are banning plastic ones. Fake news and misleading headlines like this just keeps the dissident right in ignorance
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I've started stockpiling cotton buds!
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What's next? Banning people?
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Only naturally born ones
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But about those grooming gangs sexually abusing & raping THOUSANDS of young British girls? Right...drinking straws.
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How people are supposed to clean their ears??
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Breaking News: UK Bans oxygen and any citizen caught breathing this controlled substance will now face a steep 1 million euro fine and/or life in prison! The United States government thinks this sounds like a great idea and plans to follow the lead of the UK. Film @ 11
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Communists made 5-year plans. This looks five times as bad.
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