...am I going to jail? Shit!pic.twitter.com/anliAsLaHo
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A Ryobi reciprocating saw; do they allow such weapons of war in the UK? Look out he’s got a hammer and nails!
I also have a chainsaw...A FREAKING CHAINSAW! There was a movie about a massacre done with one.
We need screwdriver control!!!!!!!
Wow! I hope no one needs a handyman in London. I would be concerned about being arrested on my way home from Home Depot!
When you outlaw scissors, only outlaws will have scissors, and innocents will be defenseless against rocks. And outlaws with scissors.
I dunno, man, those linesman pliers can give a helluva nipple twister.
Hmmmmmm....tools......
Like George Carlin once said... "What about a pair of big hands"
Newsflash. Brits now unable to repair broken machinery, or fix leaking roofs. No new construction possible. Total collapse in weeks.
So an invading force of armed terrorists would look like . . .pic.twitter.com/7W9ZxOF9Db
Ha ha ha, my first read of the day and you got me laughing, thanks.
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