...am I going to jail? Shit!pic.twitter.com/anliAsLaHo
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A Ryobi reciprocating saw; do they allow such weapons of war in the UK? Look out he’s got a hammer and nails!
I also have a chainsaw...A FREAKING CHAINSAW! There was a movie about a massacre done with one.
So an invading force of armed terrorists would look like . . .pic.twitter.com/7W9ZxOF9Db
We need screwdriver control!!!!!!!
As for chefs........
Wow! I hope no one needs a handyman in London. I would be concerned about being arrested on my way home from Home Depot!
Almost unfathomable @bobbydillfinger
When are they going to raid construction sites?
And have seen what doctors or dentists have and do to people?! They go around purposely cutting people. It's crazy. 
Sons of bitches!!! TERRORIST ARE EVERYWHERE!!!!
We don’t need no stinking borders. The
A toolbelt will require special licensing.
'Local man rasped to death.'
Like George Carlin once said... "What about a pair of big hands"
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