Forks are next, they're like a mini trident. Stock up while you can. Oh, and those grapefruit spoons that are a little bit sharp, they gotta go too..
London banning knives just illustrates the old adage: if you don't control your borders, you end up having to control your cutlery.
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The My Pillow guy is The Man Behind the Curtain. It ALL makes sense now...
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Pillows suffocate! They should be banned as well. The My Pillow guy is a co-conspirator!
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So are we all going to have to empty our cutlery drawers? Will the population need a knife owning licence ?
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Register all knives, and lessons on how to cook hamburgers.
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Don't forget to register your pressure cooker too!!
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Sporks and knorks are next on the lefts ban list.
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Years ago I traveled to the U.K. for vacation. I went to take a ride on "The Eye" with my wife & they saw the clip of my knife on my pants & asked me to show it. Security freaked out & called the police. It had a blunted tip with a seatbelt cutter (I was a medic). This is next...pic.twitter.com/Kc8fc8e82c
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Civilians should not have access to Military Style Assault Knives. They are weapons of war and should be banned. In full semi auto mode they can deliver 200 stabs a minute. Politicians accepting donations from the National Knife Association have blood on their hands.
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Why can't they just ban the freakin source? Can anyone say the R3LIGI0N Of PIECES?
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Now you know why Muslims eat with their hands
@StefanMolyneux, so they don't die while having dinner at the hands of some ungrateful bastards who didn't like their wives cooking! http://www.islamdebate.com/index.php/191/why-muslims-eat-with-their-hands …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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