Navy pilot: *draws penis in sky with smoke trail. God: “Hold my beer”
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I didn't get the joke so I kept looking and then... urethra! I found it!
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I knew London was fucked but this is too much...
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Somebody is getting screwed.
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This Wheather front is going to be pounding residents all night long...
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There's a shlong coming in from the west!
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Urethra, I think I've found it!
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View from my window. Frosty but not facially oppressive.pic.twitter.com/xluwSWEZxD
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TIL where snow comes from.
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LOL very funny Stefan!
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Yikes, but...impressive.
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Heading for Brighton boys!
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