Navy pilot: *draws penis in sky with smoke trail. God: “Hold my beer”
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I didn't get the joke so I kept looking and then... urethra! I found it!
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Yikes, but...impressive.
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This debunks the FLAT Earth theory.
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Heading for Brighton boys!
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Looks like it’s about to Soy all over London, but honestly I think we may have to just accept the loss of Britain
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A strong flow expressing itself penetrating into the southern delta region.
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“What an impressive front you have there!” Nah, seen bigger.
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Best look out when this system heads north
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The arrow points to
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It makes me feel just a bit insecure tbh
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For once you actually said something somewhat amusing.
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Har har har! Time to uphold the Johnson standards! To quote the Hughes Corporation, (imagine music) "Well I'd like to know where, you put the lotion.. Rock the boat!"
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