ABC NEWS WISHES TO CLARIFY THAT THE ZOOKEEPER IN QUESTION WAS NOT TYRING TO GET AN ELEPHANT PREGNANT IN A TRAILER BUT WAS TRYING TO GET A PREGNANT ELEPHANT INTO THE TRAILER. SORRY TO ALL ZOOPHILES FOR THE DISAPPOINTING PERFORMANCE.
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ABC wishes to clarify that Hillary Rodham Clinton was not elected President of the United States prior to November 8, 2016 contrary to our reporting. Nor was she elected after.
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We seek to report the news before it happens so we can find out what really happened after it happens. Thank you, ABC
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ABC would like to clarify that Candidate Trump was rushing to MarA Largo not meeting with Russians at Mar A Largo. We will issue our correction when we are convinced we have done enough damage as stupidly possible.
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Seth Rich was murdered before the DNC leak. Correction: he was the leak, we apologize for the misinformation from the right.
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ABC wishes to further clarify to all confused liberals that you can't collude to rig an election AFTER YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN ELECTED
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ABC news wishes to clarify that the man in question was not a man, but in fact a woman. However, we don’t want to assume gender so let’s just forget all of this.
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ABC wishes to clarify that the man was on drums, not drugs!pic.twitter.com/EGEGLcGyCO
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After Kevin Spacy was replaced with Christopher Plummer, he became the go to person for all replacements. I love these. lolpic.twitter.com/Qs7H2uHWjc
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ABC wants to clarify that it is here before you to stand behind you to tell you something it knows nothing about. Admission is free, pay at the door... take a chair and sit on the floor...
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ABC WISHES TO CLARIFY THAT THE APOCALYPSE HAS NOT YET BEGUN, BUT RATHER IT MAY IN FACT HAPPEN ONE DAY IN THE DISTANT FUTURE.
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ABC WISHES TO CLARIFY THAT THE North Korean ROCKET launch capable of hitting the US WAS not moments ago, BUT IN FACT early last week. SORRY IF YOU MISUNDERSTOOD.
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ABC wishes to clarify that it was a meth lab that exploded on Friday. Not a "math" lab as originally reported.
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ABC: GM truck saddle tanks blow up when impacted. Correction: We rigged them to blow up. Double Correction: That was actually NBC who committed the sin.
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ABC WISHES CLARIFY THE OBJECT EARLIER REPORTED TO BE HURDLING TOWARD THE EARTH IS IN FACT THE MOON AND IS REGARDED AS A NATURAL OCCURRENCE
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ABC wishes to clarify that it was Republican Donald Trump that had about a 90 percent chance of defeating Democrat Hillary Clinton in the race for the White House. Sorry if you misunderstood.
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