I now choose to live my life as a dog. *Left applauds me and fights for my right to go to the bathroom on street lights*
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Life has gone to the dogs...HAHAHAHAHAH
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Butt licking's out I hope.
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Dogs can lick their own buttholes
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Time to neuter Fido.
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A man says he tries to live life like a philosopher.
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Is he a Mog? Like on Spaceballs?
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He needs to be Committed to a Psychiatric Hospital.
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