Good thing I'm lying down then!
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Perhaps
#CookCounty can pass some sitting taxes?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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What if do both? With a side of merlot
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I can attest to this. I moved from warehouse to the office at my job and I have more work and I have put on about 25 lbs...Since January 2nd
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Sitting playing poker smoking cigars is the new (insert old poison here)
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Save your life everyone. Go outside.
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I need to be a park ranger, then.
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Seriously, there is a reason half of our body was designed for the sole purpose of moving our "selves" from one place to another
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Groan
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Sounds like something Bill Clinton would say
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I'm still smoking. Won't matter in a hundred years.
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