Remember that time you forgot to switch to your female sock account, to pretend to be a female who likes your work???pic.twitter.com/VwpwARUlo5
Was there such a thing as the friend zone before the existence of the welfare state?
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Omg this is the best thing ever. Just when you think he can't get any more loserly...
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well this is news to me. I've been sleeping with all my male friends whenever they compliment me. That's just how it's done, right?!
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That's not a friend zone, that person hasn't been 'sent' to the friend zone. It's just that the person they like feels differently.
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The problem with making friendzoning a thing is that it makes the unrequiting person the villain, even though they just don't feel the same.
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Women are friends with you?
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Why, because a woman exercises her choice to not sleep with you and you didn't see it coming?
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So straight up we all have to say 'right, I'm not interested in you, got that?' Before any sort of relationship starts.
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Maybe wear a little hat or something with an 'up for it' flag or fairy lights on top?
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I like this idea! We could have a traffic lights system.
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Genuinely lol'd at this!
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"i'd get so much more sex if *sniffle* women didn't have the right and the legal recourse to say 'no'. *sniffle* "
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It’s very difficult for him to discover that personality really does matter in real world relationships. It’s gonna crush him when he finds out Ayn Rand was a terrible fiction writer.
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