When are we going to bring back sanitariums back and put these ppl where they belong
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Yes! Now watch the post modern philosophy of identity schizophrenia unravel. P.S I proudly identify as a firebreathing dragon.



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Began reading, believing the academic was being sarcastic, only to gradually feel my will to live diminishing significantly.
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This is nothing. A guy at work was complimented for his bright orange tie, & he replied "did you just assume my tie's color?"


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Taking the definition of the nutty professor to a whole new level.
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Good grief! And we wonder why young people are so mis-directed. Pathetic!
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Can we identify as a pet? Pet insurance is affordable unlike disaster care from Obama. Shouldn't have given the liberal loons any ideas.
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So they pay the hippo's salary in fruit?
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Legit as calling himself a woman

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Aren't hippos male & female? Another conundrum
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In all fairness, we should see what the guy looks like before we judge. He may have a valid reason for identifying as a hippopotamus.
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Baffles 'em with bullshit
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Is it possible this is the ultimate liberal academic troll?
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