Began reading, believing the academic was being sarcastic, only to gradually feel my will to live diminishing significantly.
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Yes! Now watch the post modern philosophy of identity schizophrenia unravel. P.S I proudly identify as a firebreathing dragon.



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Taking the definition of the nutty professor to a whole new level.
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This is nothing. A guy at work was complimented for his bright orange tie, & he replied "did you just assume my tie's color?"


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Good grief! And we wonder why young people are so mis-directed. Pathetic!
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Aren't hippos male & female? Another conundrum
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Yes. It makes
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Celebration of the separation and liberation of words from reality
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My dog identifies as a chicken/cat/human.
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Transpecies .... damn why didn't I think of it !!!! I am way too boring for today's world ...
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Make guillotines great again.
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