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What are your favourite Country and Western song lyrics? Mine: “Get your tongue out of my mouth, I’m kissing you goodbye!” and the divorce classic: “She got the gold mine, I got the shaft.” Yours?
I was all kinds of snobby about country and western music, until I was stuck in a tent over the winter, and the only available radio station was country and western – played the top 800 C&W songs of all time on a regular basis. Grew on me. Great humor, great stories.
If the phone don't ring you'll know it's me.
"Playing solitaire till dawn with a deck of 51..."
"Smokin' cigarettes & watchin' Captain Kangaroo now don't tell me I've nothin' to do."
A Statler Brothers classic!
Well, I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison And I went to pick her up in the rain But before I could get to the station in my pickup truck She got run over by a damned old train
The perfect country and western song.
My favorite country lyric is "I'd make love to you in a New York minute, and I'd take my Texas time doing it." Man, that's some serious loving lol
"And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad So I had one more for dessert Then I fumbled in my closet through my clothes And found my cleanest dirty shirt Then I washed my face and combed my hair And stumbled down the stairs to meet the day"
Made famous by Johnny Cash, written by Kris Kristofferson.
"My wife ran off with my best friend, and I miss him very much."
The one country lyric I remember is "All my ex'es live in Texas"
THAT’S WHY I HANG MY HAT IN TENNESSEE!
Brad Paisley "I'm gonna miss her"
'“If I hit that fishing hole today, she’d be packing all her things, and she’d be gone by noon " pause 
'Well, I'm gonna miss her' 
It's lonely in the saddle since my horse died.
For drinkin': "He said, 'I'll love you 'til I die.'" For laughs: "I'm gonna hire a wino to decorate our home."
My son calls another man Daddy
Also it is important to distinguish between Country and Western. They are two very different styles. Sons of the Pioneers is western. Roy Acuff is country!
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