Where are you getting these puns
I hate trying to get the truth out of atoms They make up everything
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Quantum mechanics agrees
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What’s the cross between a mink and an octopus? A coat of arms!
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I was invited to a very prestigious scientific gala I took a proton as my +1
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Who made the atoms?
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Haters say a boom
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Try getting the truth out of a turnip...same result. For now.....
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only in materialist ontological structures. I thought you transcended that
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Logic, empiricism, etc. are the products of matter, and there's no way of knowing if there's anything beyond matter and its products..
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Infinity size co-exists with infinite smallness. If an atom is every seen, it’s going to be made of up of smaller parts that infidelity go down a line of smaller particles making them up.
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Today you're embarrassing your kids.
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Soooooooo Good! Love this side of you, Stef!!
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Two hydrogen atoms are walking down the street. One says “hey, I think I just lost an electron” The other asks “are you sure?” “Yes, I’m positive”
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This is utterly painful.
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Oh no ...your on a roll , the flood gates are open here come the dad jokes
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