Stefan Molyneux on Twitter: "Why don’t ants get sick? Anty bodies."

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1. Kelly D Johnston‏ @johnston_kelly Sep 1
  
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  Stop drinking and tweeting.
  
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1. Alan Fiebich‏ @alan_fiebich Sep 1
  
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  Okay, okay, this made me chuckle.
  
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1. Black Skellington ‏ @BlerdHumor Sep 1
  
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1. 5thColumn_Hollywood ‏ @grantrobertb Sep 2
  
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  What did the fish say when it swam into the brick wall -- dam.
  
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1. Jon‏ @TheReal_JonBoy Sep 1
  
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1. Lee Patekar‏ @LeePatekar Sep 1
  
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  Eventually even you will run out of dad jokes.
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1. Joe McCraith‏ @joe_mccraith Sep 1
  
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  Go to bed. That was terrible.
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1. shrine shell‏ @KekistanLaw Sep 1
  
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  The dadist of the dad jokes
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1. Dan Hamm‏ @danhamm03 Sep 1
  
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  “eye roll” was the the verbal response from from my kids
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1. Maria Perez‏ @MariaPe94460456 Sep 1
  
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  You are tired, it's ok.pic.twitter.com/WywcH8ykh3
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1. Knowcoiner‏ @knowcoiner Sep 1
  
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  What did the two worms do when they had a disagreement? They had a heart to heart to heart to heart to heart to heart to heart talk
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1. Thomas Jefferson ***‏ @TJfortrump Sep 1
  
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  give the phone back to Dad
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1. iambinarymind‏ @iambinarymind Sep 1
  
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  So a vowel saves another vowel’s life. The other vowel says, “Aye E! I owe you!”
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1. J.A.M‏ @fatbrainboiler Sep 1
  
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  Darth Vader : " Luke I am your great aunt . " Luke : " Nooooooooooooooooooooo ..."
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1. Hugh Jasse‏ @Mr_Hugh_Jasse Sep 2
  
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  And they already have the antidote.
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1. scoopybonkers‏ @tha_scoopy Sep 2
  
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  Now these are the crucial facts we've been waiting for, Stefan! Btw, love the podcasts!
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