use a pun, go to jail
A font designer walks into a restaurant with his favourite font. The maître d’ says, “Get out, we don’t serve your type in here!”
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Pun control now!
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we need common sense pun laws
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Johnny got his pun.
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I could tell you this joke I know about paper. But its tearable.
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A man adores telling dad jokes, but he's not actually a dad. He's a faux pa.
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*rimshot*
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Font of house fail.
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The comedians name is Comic Sans.
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You need to stop working and go Tahoma.
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I don't get it....was the font a Trump supporter?
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Then he farted the most wicked vichyssoise flatulence this side of the Atlantic and was promoted to smelly eh .
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Thpppppt.
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- Darling, we had sex only two times this year. - _You_.
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Is there a way to add symbols sound at the end of these jokes?
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