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A neutron walks into a bar and asks "how much for a beer?" The bartender says, "for you? no charge."

These are way more offensive than your lipstick comments.

I want to be a doctor, I just have no patients

ugh. on a meta-10 scale, this joke rates no higher than.....wait for it....a meta-4

Meta af

:/

Skeleton walks into a bar and says- “Gimmie a beer!” “ and a mop”

Man walks into a bar.... Ouch! <coat!>

BOOM

Dad joke levels exceeded.

A priest, a rabbi, and a cowboy walk into a bar. Bartender takes one look at ‘em and says: “What is this?! Some kinda joke?”

A termite walks Into a bar and says.. "Is the Bar tender here?"

A skeleton walks into a bar and says "Give me a beer and a mop."

A baby seal walks into a club

3 comedians walk into a bar. 1st Comedian says nice to meet you Bartender says “wanna hear a joke?” 2nd comedian says “no, you’re not funny, I can tell” 3rd comedian steals the bartenders watch. Bartender says “Hi I’m Steve, tough crowd... and that’s my time.”