What do you call a person who hangs out with musicians? Drummer.
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I don't know how drummers keep time, because I've never seen one who owned a watch.
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How many guitarists does it take to play a solo? 10. One to play the solo and 9 others to say, “I coulda done that.”
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Well... I coulda.
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Stefan is on fire tonight
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Love that!
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BUH DUM TSS!
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Whats the best thing about dating a homeless person? you can drop them off anywhere.
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Damnit! Now I have to go delete my tweet!
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Okay, THIS one made me laugh. The others are way too Dad-joke.
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Hey, Stefan. What's the difference between a bass player and a large pizza? A large pizza can feed a family of three.
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Usually we say musician. You're on fire. Stefan.
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Why are you being so funny today?
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Stefan's triangle playing fails another gig audition after they choose a percussionist who's set includes the bare minimum of a high-hat, snare and bass drum
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Or any musician for that matter
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