Stefan Molyneux on Twitter: "A joke for everyone who’s ever been in a band: How do you know when there’s a lead singer at your front door? He can’t find the key, and doesn’t know when to come in."

@StefanMolyneux

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1. Cholorecords Studios 5AM-3PM‏ @CholorecordsAja Sep 1
  
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1. Jo Joshin‏ @JoJoshinMe Sep 1
  
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  Love this!!!
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1. Raquel Osante ‏ @OsanteRaquel Sep 1
  
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1. Tom Berna‏ @SwamiRabbitima Sep 2
  
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  How does a drummer get Fired? He says "hey guys, let's play one of MY songs!"
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1. JD‏ @GoldDingleberry Sep 1
  
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  Hes been hacked
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1. Aaron D Dyer‏ @aaronddyer Sep 1
  
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  What's the difference between a bull and a symphony orchestra? With a bull the horns are in the front and the asshole is in the rear.
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1. T M‏ @thomasdfournier Sep 1
  
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  How do you know the stage you're playing on is level? There's drool coming out of both sides of the drummer's mouth
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1. Michael (Myers) Lasseter‏ @AtlMSL Sep 1
  
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  A boy tells his mom, "I want to be a guitarist when I grow up". Her response: "Now Honey, you know you can't do both."
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1. Hawks of America‏ @Hawks_of_USA Sep 1
  
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  reported for anti lead singerism
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1. RadioFreeUK #EUOut‏ @RFreeUK_Listen Sep 1
  
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  No idea what your DNS attack of crap jokes is about but - bye bye for now, maybe I'll refolow later...
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1. Arthur Fleck‏ @loubloom88 Sep 1
  
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  Drummers are like squeaky door hinges: Always making noise when you're trying to be quiet!
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1. Walt Putulski ‏ @WaltPutulski Sep 1
  
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  How many drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Ten. One to screw in the bulb and nine to tell him how Neil Peart would have done it better.
  
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1. car8i8‏ @car8i8 Sep 1
  
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  #dadjokes
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