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You’re in bad Dad joke mode. This is awesome

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Can’t this be considered a violation of the NAP?
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They don't like it when you say: "I'm a traveler". Just say "I'm a driver"
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So THAT's how you summon them.
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thanks stephan for being a dad when mine is abscent
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Pun. I like it!
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This is too good
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I'm likin' the idea that we're having a drink together!! Your wife is with us, and she's just as funny!!
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I think that's a good joke.
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Refreshing posts...breaking up the mass shooting monotony....made me
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Nabbed
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STOP!!!!!!
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He runs the world's biggest site on philosophy and dad jokes.pic.twitter.com/lWNy1W28FH
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Wait what if we time travels into bar before the bartender snarls? Him, Paradox.
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Ok,that one was funny.
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