A guy walks into a bar.... "Ouch!"
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My parents moved a lot when I was a kid.....but I found them.
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he does this like once or twice a month
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are you ok
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Why did the chicken cross the road? To watch a man lay bricks.
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<sighs>
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Dad jokes on point
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Rofl.. Thanks brother you have no idea how much I needed a good laugh today.... Bravo!
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You must be a dad with a joke like this.
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What about Band Aids?
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