If you're not with a man wiling to switch between flats in his back pocket, and heels in his hands, forget your time together. Someone always has to hold my hand in heels.
Heels are catch-and-release. Catch the man, release the heels. You’re not supposed to totter around bars until your period gives up the ghost.https://twitter.com/JustHalanna/status/1167912955955933184 …
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They’re a fashion statement you asshat
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If you’re always married and pregnant, why would you even need high heels?
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Lmao the sheer verbal dexterity here
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I always tell me wife she looks best in heels in bed.
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"You’re not supposed to totter around bars until your period gives up the ghost." Clearly, Stefan has never had a night out on the beer in a small town in the UK on a Friday or Saturday night!
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