Why is this concept you're running with so difficult for people to understand?! The amount of people I'm seeing misinterpreting or misunderstanding you is actually a bit depressing.
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Haha, wait til he starts explaining blush, some heads will explode
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I sprouted awkward tuxes as a teen all the time.
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So the male equivalent of wearing lipstick and blush would be to stick a banana down my pants?
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In all my life my lips have never changed color because I was aroused.
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Broader shoulders of the tux are designed for dominance and strength signaling. Just sayin’ you’re a hair off on that one.
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I think a lot of people are forgetting why we do things like this. Especially things like beautification. It's deeply ingrained in our genetic code. Competition for the best possible mate. Try to deny it all you want, but it's Who We Are.
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Having nice clothes. Nice car. Well groomed. It displays social status in many ways and shows that they potentially would be a good provider. Not sexual. But still attracts the opposite sex.
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A woman can wear lipstick and be barren or fertile as the Dickens. A man can drive an expensive car and be a good provider or on the verge of bankruptcy. Same concept.
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No animals were harmed in the making of the lipstick. Or were their animals harmed?
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Maybe, but I think women are socialized to wear lipstick and become physically addicted to wearing it by adulthood. Notice how most women seek approval from other women on their lipstick, not men (straight).
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I do!
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And when men shave, keep trim and combat odor, it's because of dress codes. Upper management isn't allowed to look like Tom Hanks in Castaway.pic.twitter.com/RjsIkDxB4V
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Women lie about their age because it gives them a sense of internal fulfillment.
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Interesting to note that during times of economic depression and in war times, two luxury items that continue to sell are jewelry and lipstick. I learned this from a multilevel marketing company that sold jewelry.
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The lipstick effect.
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