I dated a Parisian man once. I was bemoaning my unmanicured nails. He said, "No one will notice. Men look from here (indicating my bust) to here (indicating my hips.)" I laughed, realized it was true and I stopped worrying about my nails.
yeah and birds do crazy mating rituals coz they just love to dance!https://twitter.com/parrthetic/status/1162088559634874368 …
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When I had my first child it was impossible for me to paint my nails anymore, I remember feeling so trapped by it
... now I haven’t painted my nails in 6 years and I feel LIBERATED - End of conversation
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Do people really think we are fully aware and conscious beings with total free will? Why is it that people "like" what they like? I get peeved when someone says "idk I just like it".. -10 points to gryffindor!
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Wait, don't male birds do mating rituals so female birds can show that they don't have to do manual labor? This signals they are attractive enough to have reeled in a wealthy Alpha male and/or that they have a comfortable office job Female bird status signals are EVERYWHERE!
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. . . and remember, guys, if genetics tells us anything, dance as if your future depends on it . . .http://youtu.be/v3HlwwJG85c?t=20 …
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Funny! :D
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The defensive nature of this diatribe is interesting. At least twice you've essentially agreed that men are just as bad in their own ways. (I've tried not to keep up, just so much on my wall!!) Are you making a point in trolling these "feminists" or is this just for sport?
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Now I could be wrong but I'm pretty sure birds are wired a bit differently than humans. Being that humans can enjoy dancing for the sake of dancing that is. And that we have no idea if birds enjoy dancing.
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We.....we aren’t birds. You know that, right?
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Yeah. Shit analogy.
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So, you're a determinist, though you claim not to be.
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