Because waitresses never wear nail polish.
WHY do women wear nail polish? To show that they don't have to do manual labor. This signals that they are attractive enough to have reeled in a wealthy Alpha male and/or that they have a comfortable office job. Female status signals are EVERYWHERE!
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I was a waiter for years. Not the same as manual labor. I worked with a few women up north, prospecting and drilling for gold samples. No nails, no heels.
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I work construction, wear steel toes everyday and still have my nails done with the money I make from busting my ass everyday. What now?
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You don’t need steel toes to bring men coffee. Is it code or something?
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this is dumb. I'm a waitress- definitely not a comfortable office job. i get my nails done because i want to?
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no, you get your nails done to increase your tips and dates.
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SHE clearly communicated the reason she gets her nails done. I’m confused at the reason YOU are telling her the reason she gets her nails done.pic.twitter.com/RGvM31ikrb
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So this is what happens when you never have sex huh
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Hurr durr INCELLLL. Good job government schools
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OR...and I know it's a stretch but here me out on this one, maybe they just think it's cute and you're reading WAY to much into it. Just a thought.
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Nah Stefan is right tbh
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He's reading to much into basic vanity shit. Women have never really been in manual labor in anything but miniscule numbers. Signaling that even subconsciously would be completely superfluous.
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You should try painting your nails sometime to understand. Shit makes you feel hella sexy dawg
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I'm gonna paint my eyes and nipples to look sexy for my grandma for Christmas
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The way the good Lord intended
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Best comment thread today lol
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