Stefan MolyneuxVerified account

Funny, I thought it was designed by women so they could cart their prize around with them

The purpose of the necktie is to make the face more swollen and commanding.

Well it never worked for me.

Shes wrong; it was not only a garment piece but also doubled as a whip to punish your secretary

Ties are a workplace hazard what with modern corporate culture

If that's true; that's awesome.

How bout the ruffles n high heels 1600- 1700s

Then I guess that (business) women who wear neck ties want to draw attention downwards to the vagina to attract sexual mates: makes sense, uh?

I dunno. I think it's phallic in essence. Essentially everything we do as creatures is to attract the opposite(typically) sex. Men gauge each other's manhood. Verility. Can't in civilized society so now it's a tie envy.

I heard it originated in Spain and had something to do with servants dress wear in which an aristocrat wanted his servants to understand his lowly place by being forced to wear a tie around his neck to represent the neck shackles that slaves wore.

Speaking of being worn, this theory soon will be —- to a nub.

Ties are scarves worn by men who think it's manly and displays status. Very feminine!

Yup. Bullshit. Invented by Croats as part of their military dress...Some say in response to Ottoman beheadings.... French hired Croats as mercenaries & liked the necktie as a fashion piece. The French wordfor tie is "cravate" in reference to the Croats who created them.

High heeled shoes on the other hand: Men wore them first. Women appropriated them out of envy.

Pretty sure this is from the joke "a tie is an arrow for blondes" but she actually believed it LMFAOOO