Fascinating! Men's lips also thin and fade. Is that why they take boner pills?
Another reason why women wear lipstick: As they age, women’s lips start fading and thinning out. It’s a sign of declining fertility, which helps men who want children to look for younger women. Brightening and glossing lips is an attempt to countersignal this reality.
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Also their noses get bigger, which explains why they’re always putting them in women’s business.
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Their ears get bigger too, sadly it doesn't help them hear any better.
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And what's with the hair in the ears as we age? WTF!
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The hair in the ears is to make sure they can’t hear anyone telling them the glorious shit they dreamed up about themselves when they were young is wrong. Can’t have that happening.
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This is the best string of responses in the history of Twitter.
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This is getting old.
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That’s my point.
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Really?? This answer me this -- I haven't worn make-up of any sort, let alone lipstick, in over 20 years, but I still have men of all ages hitting on me. Why?
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You’re giving off vibes.
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Dont get offended about what Stefan says ppl. He's just lashing out. After all, if you were a guy who looked like him and had 'That' personality, you would lash out to. I mean, if he's not a virgin, then there is a woman out there who is permemantly drunk in an effort to forget!
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No woman thinks to herself, "I'll look more fertile!" when applying lipstick.
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Omg. This was my first big laugh of the day!
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Really? Any time I pick my outfit for the day I'm always figuring out which one screams, "I'm ovulating right now!"
#FertileFashion
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Ok this can become 'a thing'
#fertilefashion
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