Stefan MolyneuxVerified account

Oh my, She sounds classy

The guy who is totally seeing a band right now also totally gets laid.

You're really upsetting the sisterhood these days - did you state some irrefutable facts to them?

Using mockery as a comeback. Is this middle school again?

Look Stefan, they're just too absent minded to realize what you're actually saying. Women wear red lipstick because it works at attracting males Wearing red lipstick works because male evolved to see blood-red flushed lips as a sign of sexual excitement. That's it.

When you get meme'd on by a Internet-Dad.

I'm hung like an elephant and I wear shorts to work. I get really offended when gazes drop below my waist line.