More like a cucumber and two oranges, myself. Ahem.
Do you find yourself regularly following the line of a tie down to a man’s twig and berries?https://twitter.com/corey_gman/status/1159945503456579584 …
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This thread keeps getting weirder. And awesomer.
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Perhaps we folks are see foundational thinking of the underwear 'Fruit of Loom', …. just say'n, lol
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The tie was actually supposed to be a bragging tool (ha salient use of the word there) when it came to the uh... gentlemans vegetable
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I love that after “lipstick is the same as a boner” my dude has the nerve to be like “you’re weird about ties”
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Only as often as you daydream about lipstick boners
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apparently you find yourself regularly envisioning women’s made-up lips as vaginas so maybe watch where you’re throwing those stones buddypic.twitter.com/yPdU8px3pQ
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So you’re saying that a woman with lipstick on is equivalent to a woman shouting “fuck me” from the rooftops, and that’s NORMAL to you.... but to see a tie as a suggestive arrow to the male groin is weird and gross? Ok
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Do you regularly see a woman in lipstick and think wow she must be hot and heavy right now?
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@Corey_gman ! That may just be the way your mind works? (Or does not work?)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I'm sorry you've only got a twig. Have you tried surgery
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So original.
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You call yours a twig? Sorry bout your luck bruh.
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I like to think that a tie is a giant phallic symbol when I wear one. It's like a big "screw you"
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