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So strange. Do you know that female lipstick simulates sexual arousal? Can you imagine a man showing up for a business meeting with a giant artificial boner straining at his pants? Yet lipstick is perfectly acceptable in the business world.
boom "The association between lip colour contrast and attractiveness in women's faces may be attributable to its association with oxygenated blood perfusion indicating oestrogen levels, sexual arousal, and cardiac and respiratory health." https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/20942361
PSA ladies, don't ever get in an elevator with this walking red flag
Yeah you might encounter a surprising argument Stay away from those
I want this tweet printed onto bricks that I can then throw at all the people who ever told me Stefan was a serious thinker
Not an argument ironically
Not ironic, not ironically
I swear there are people who use IRONIC without a single comprehensive grasp of how to properly use it. You, Mr. Ground, are not one of those people. I applaud your word play. 
Thank you.
I feel obliged to post this informative video at this point:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XfpB0kDLEts …
Neckties are literally phallic symbols, you sweaty scrotum homunculus.
No, you are thinking of lizard’s dewlap
Oh, you're a lizard's dewlap homunculus. My mistake. Neckties are still phallic symbols and you're still a sex-obsessed creeper.
“Liberal snowflakes are so easily offended” says man terrified about the existence of lipstick
Haha TERRIFIED
It’s just hilarious to me that women wearing lipstick gets you so uncontrollably horny that you think it should be banned lmao
"I can't formulate an argument against this, so I will respond with one word repeatedly"
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