and have my corpse be eaten by cats. Lovely legacy.
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Pee with the door shut.
Lie in at weekends.
Wear white.
Work without feeling guilty.
Socialise without feeling guilty.
Buy cream carpets.
Feel less resentful towards their husband.
Spend nursery fees on cocktails.
What a massive 
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You are getting the daily free newspaper Jumble words from plastic & battery based pen drive. It will keep blurting. Time to categorize & ignore
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Yeah, because parenting is for everyone /s But seriously, it's better people pick what they want. It's like: you don't hear Lamborghini owners telling others to buy one because it will change your life. Just respect people's life choices, as long as the choices aren't harmful.
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Women wanting to be alcoholic over being responsible for something .
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I’m responsible for keeping wineries in business
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Women just love those carpets, man. Spill red wine on it and find out how much. You'll never see her again...
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The ability to create life within you is one of the most powerful things imaginable, a real superpower. These Gifts are often squandered. Why? It is easier to reject responsibility than to embrace it, I suppose.
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Tbh having gone through how hard it is to be a parent (and still figuring it out myself) I’m juuuuuust fine if not everyone wants to do it. It’s a multi decade project with a high price of failure. Most people can barely plan out and execute a month-to-month plan; decades? Pft.
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You're right, there are many failures in the system. Our grandparents put it together with a horde of kids, why can't we? With our mighty technology, our capability for basic biology has been greatly diminished. This is worth examining closely.
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I think we’ve made life complex for complexity’s sake, without realizing what we’ve reduced focus on by doing so.
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