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Oh my God. You’re on a roll today.



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$20 says “Devaughn
#needtoimpeach” is on its drivers license.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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An 80 year old man can get 20 18 year old woman pregnant 20 18 year old men couldn’t get an 80 year woman pregnant Life’s not fair..
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Brutal. And perfect. I think some of this began when Gloria Steinem quipped "Logic is in the eye of the logician." That's about as anti-intellectual as it gets.
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I feel sorry for this person. I love men. I especially love my man. I wouldn’t be where I am today without him. And he wouldn’t be where he is without me. Aren’t partners ent to compliment each other
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No. Pretty sure it’s just men bro
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They are a small percentage of the female population. I promise.
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"BrO, y0u ArEn'T bReINg fAiR!" Lol